This is proof when I make a comment on Facebook about possibly doing something, I might actually do it. When you go to the polls on Tuesday, I’m asking you not to blindly vote for the shoe-in candidate John Heneghan. Take the time to write in my name, or even just parts of my name, instead.

A write-in vote for me is a vote for cleaning up trash before the trash guys can get to it, pressure washing dicks, and making the Early-Alert No-Candy system mandatory.