We’re getting reports in real time from Heyward Wescott, who has been riding along with Officer Dillon of the Dunwoody Police Department. Here’s the timeline so far …
Sometime this morning – Naked man on Peachtree Industrial.
1:00pm – Naked guy at Broken Run. Fully naked. No socks or anything. Possible Peachford Hospital escapee. Heyward’s first call while riding along with Officer Dillon. UPDATE – Not escapee.
1:31pm – Upgraded to an assault call at Peachford. If running around naked wasn’t an arrest-able offense, it now is.
2:00pm – Peachford telling officers they can’t arrest the person they have a warrant for because he is in their custody. UPDATE – Warrant was not for the naked guy.
3:18pm – Another naked man call. Near the mall. DPD may need to restock rubber gloves after today. UPDATE – Only crime here was defecating into a trash can. So not fully nudity, but grosser.
3:36pm – He is now in the backseat right behind Heyward and the car smells of B.O. UPDATE – See the previous update, this makes things way worse.
3:46pm – Suspect was transferred to another car. Heyward’s car is starting to smell normal again.
5:39pm – Heyward calls in to update us after what we can only assume was a 2 hour shower.